How To Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
Last week I ordered this zine from Etsy, and I am so glad I did.

The cats of Ebisu were woefully ill-informed. I held a number of emergency one-on-ones, and one one-on-two, but one of those was cleaning their foot the whole time so I don't think that counts.



Even Bruiser stopped hating everything generally for a moment to specifically focus his hate on this zine.

In his case I suspect he's now thinking about where he can find a gun. He is one big furball of angry.
There is another publication by the same people, called "How to talk to your cat about evolution", but I'm saving that for next term.