Impromptu lectures
When I got to work this morning I got called into a photo shoot for our Events business's new brochure. Being sober and upstanding I got to stand at the front behind a lecturn and pretend to lecture. Except I saw no point in pretence and decided to go for it. My homily (sp?) covered many subjects including
the music of william shatner
balanced scorecard
the distribution of staff survey results
the height of some of my co-workers
the flying spaghetti monster
It worries me that there are some people out there who do not know about his holiness, the FSM. Here he is:
I know. He's breathtaking. I have asked Pooch for the gospel of the FSM for xmas. I love him, and Pooch, and want to be touched by his noodly appendage, and the FSG's fnah fnah. I feel it is important that anyone who has heard about Creationism should also read about Pastafarianism.
Incidentally my colleagues already think I'm nuts so were not surprised at any of the above topics.
Just before I go - is the word 'bodkin' really in such decline? Even women in their 50s claim not to know of the word. I feel like it was one of my first 10 words like dada or potty. Reassure me here - others do know of and use it don't they? What else would one sew up seams with?