No, no, the weather map is over there, not down there...

I turned on the news and weather the other day to be confronted by these.

Can you believe that? I am a happilly married woman but even I completely failed to notice what the weather was actually going to be. It was on channel five so that kind of explains it, but I was still quite surprised. Mind you, not too incapacitated to grab my camera.

Now onto the …