Sometimes I am convinced that this phase of my life must be a test

In the last seven days:

• Sunday: Washing Machine broke and flooded kitchen mid cycle

• Monday: 33rd birthday

• Wednesday: Launch of biggest project I've ever worked on

• Thursday: Break-up with Humphrey

• Saturday: Shower explodes and forces me to turn off mains water completely. Plus hangover.

I am not running around with my knickers on my head doing a chicken impres…